Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
“While I was in the doctor’s waiting room, there was this tiny man, only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.”
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bulls**t around your lips.
What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people?
A cannibble.
What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.