Tiny Chihuahua, Humongous Great Dane. The difference between them Is really quite plain. Feisty Chihuahua Will yap-yap and yip. If he doesn't like you, You may get a nip! Gentle Great Dane Has a powerful bite, But never would nip you. She's much too polite. Great Dane finds the carpet A fine place to nap. Chihuahua loves curling Right up in your lap. Their owners would have Some cause for dismay If each dog behaved In the opposite way!
I was serving my friend a roast in my tiny shoebox apartment. He boasted that he could cook the same dish in a mere two hours... But I cooked it in a minute flat.
“While I was in the doctor’s waiting room, there was this tiny man, only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.”
It’s your birthday, there is no cure, Cakes and candles, you must endure, Quick and painless, let me assure, A tiny chance, you will be mature, With this crowd, usually secure, Random fun, with results obscure, Liquids we drink, definitely pure, Goofy friends, minds we tour, Hilarious birthday, that’s for sure.
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