My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They are both fun to ride till a friend sees you on them.
What did one broke hooker ask the other? Lend me $10 till I'm on my back again.