Till Jokes

“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They are both fun to ride till a friend sees you on them.
What did one broke hooker ask the other? Lend me $10 till I'm on my back again.
Are you a train? Because I would like to ride you till the end.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
Richard was standing in a queue when a guy took a shot at his height. He said, "Well, at least, us tall people can see till the end of the line".
You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Love me till ice cream.
Black and white
Thick and furry
Fast as the wind
Always in a hurry
Couple of spots
Rub my ears
Always comes when his name he hears
Loves his ball; it's his favorite thing
What's most fun for him? Everything!
Great big tongue that licks my face
Has a crate, his very own space
Big brown eyes like moon pies
He's my friend till the very end!

(Abby Jenkins)
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