Till Jokes

“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Love me till ice cream.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Black and white
Thick and furry
Fast as the wind
Always in a hurry
Couple of spots
Rub my ears
Always comes when his name he hears
Loves his ball; it's his favorite thing
What's most fun for him? Everything!
Great big tongue that licks my face
Has a crate, his very own space
Big brown eyes like moon pies
He's my friend till the very end!

(Abby Jenkins)
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