There was a young lady from Brighton
Who had an incredibly tight 'un
"Heavens Above!
It fits like a glove"
"Oh! you ain't put it in the right 'un!"
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?

Only one and even then it’s a pretty tight squeeze!
Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
Why do men like big tits and a tight as*? Because they've got big mouths and little di**s.
Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I like your tight end
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!