Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I like your tight end
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
Why do men like big tits and a tight as*? Because they've got big mouths and little di**s.
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?

Only one and even then it’s a pretty tight squeeze!
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
There was a young lady from Brighton
Who had an incredibly tight 'un
"Heavens Above!
It fits like a glove"
"Oh! you ain't put it in the right 'un!"