Tight Jokes

Ouch, you're getting older,
Time for aches and pains to appear,
When nothing's where it should be,
And you shun anything tight or sheer.

But worry not, my dear friend,
Because aging can be so fun,
You will just jiggle a little more,
When you try to walk or run.

(Kevin Nishmas)
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?

Only one and even then it’s a pretty tight squeeze!
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I like your tight end
Why do men like big tits and a tight as*? Because they've got big mouths and little di**s.
You can crawl into tight spaces like all those little rodents. You should consider it your super power.
There once was a gal from Cancun,
Who had a most curious poon.
T'was coarse like a thistle,
But tight as a whistle,
And whilst cumming, could play you a tune.
There was a young lady from Brighton
Who had an incredibly tight 'un
"Heavens Above!
It fits like a glove"
"Oh! you ain't put it in the right 'un!"
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
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