Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?

Only one and even then it’s a pretty tight squeeze!
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
Why do men like big tits and a tight as*? Because they've got big mouths and little di**s.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
There was a young lady from Brighton
Who had an incredibly tight 'un
"Heavens Above!
It fits like a glove"
"Oh! you ain't put it in the right 'un!"
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I like your tight end