This Jokes

There’s no trick in these pants. Copy This.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
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