This Jokes

There’s no trick in these pants. Copy This.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
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