Surface Jokes

I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
What separates humans from dolphins?
The surface of the water.
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
counter productive.
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
Bob.
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