Surface Jokes

What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
What separates humans from dolphins?
The surface of the water.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
counter productive.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on? A white girl's bottom
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