Stripes Jokes

What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
“Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.”

– Joyce Armor.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
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