Stories

What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Which is the building is the largest? The library because it has the most stories.
What is the tallest building in the world? The library! It has the most stories!
How many dumb blonde jokes are there? None they're all true stories.
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
How many blonde jokes are there?
One. The rest are all true stories.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.