Stories

Which is the building is the largest? The library because it has the most stories.
What is the tallest building in the world? The library! It has the most stories!
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
How many blonde jokes are there?
One. The rest are all true stories.
How many dumb blonde jokes are there? None they're all true stories.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!