Stays Jokes

There was an Old Man of Kildare,
Who climbed into a very old chair;
When he said,-- "Here I stays,--
till the end of my days,"
That immovable Man of Kildare.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Yo Momma so stupid she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
What’s Irish and stays outside all year?
Patty O’Furniture
What stays on the ground but never gets dirty? Shadow.
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?

A stamp
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