Stays

Yo Momma so stupid she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
What stays on the ground but never gets dirty? Shadow.
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
There was an Old Man of Kildare,
Who climbed into a very old chair;
When he said,-- "Here I stays,--
till the end of my days,"
That immovable Man of Kildare.