Stays

Yo Momma so stupid she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
There was an Old Man of Kildare,
Who climbed into a very old chair;
When he said,-- "Here I stays,--
till the end of my days,"
That immovable Man of Kildare.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
What stays on the ground but never gets dirty? Shadow.
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.