Stay Jokes

“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”—Rodney Dangerfield
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
"I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." - Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place but intends to stay.”
— Sara Stein
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