Stay

Stay true to your shelf.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."

People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Him: Awww, of course!

Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
To stay away from the nuts on the ground.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Why did Dany stay home from the party? She wasn’t invited.
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.