Spots Jokes

A man goes to the eye doctor.
He sits down and the receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" to which the man replies, "No, just spots."
"When you’re older, Friday means less parking spots." - Larry David
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to go two spots away, it's called "social pisstancing".
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
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