Spots

Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
A man goes to the eye doctor.
He sits down and the receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" to which the man replies, "No, just spots."
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.