Soda

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine? They both don't work and always take your money.
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
A soda company printed Michael Jackson on all of their cans
He really is the king of pop
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
A blonde goes to a soda machine.
She puts in a dollar and gets a soda.
She does this again and again.
A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long.
She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have...... a soda water.
The bartender replies “why the long paws?”
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.