A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"
A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have...... a soda water. The bartender replies “why the long paws?”
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