Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle,
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
God was just showing off when he made you.