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What do you call an alligator showing off his spine flexibility on the internet?
E-Reptile Disc Function
“I thought I’d never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver.”

- Jimmy Fallon.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
When God made you, he was just showing off.
We just bought our new dream house. As I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs?" I chuckled and replied, "Sweetie,"
"Stairs don't talk!"
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
Was Just showing my dad my new living space. He asked “what’s upstairs?”
I Just responded with “dad, stairs don’t talk.”
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” - Natasha Leggero
What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle,
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
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