Shops Jokes

If ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.
Do stop by at the ice cream tree shop.

If only the trees could grow lollipops
With a sharp tangy taste of lemon drops.
Lolly licky-lick
With a zingy twist.
Come along with a skip and a hop.

If chocolate heaven grew on tree leaf,
Bountiful, tempting, delicious to eat,
A smooth, silky, treat
In a chocy feast.
If only they weren't so out of reach.

If bubblegum grew upon trees that blew
Bubbles in the air, to catch and to chew.
Be nimble, be quick;
Remember the trick.
Don't swallow, because gum sticks like glue.

All are welcome at the Candy Tree Shops.
Feast your eyes on all the goodies they've got.
There are enough treats
For all down the streets,
So come and join the jiggery-jog.

(By Beryl L Edmonds)

They say marriage is like a workshop. Where the man works and the women shops.

What do you call a skeleton who hangs out in coffee shops and listens to indie music?
A hip-ster.

Before I ducked out to the shops, my wife asked me to put ketchup on the shipping list.
Now I can't read it.

“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” - Henry Youngman

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.