How do crabs evade taxes?
They set up shell corporations.
Hermit crabs’ house phones were always shell phones

My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.
Their names are crabA and crabB
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.

I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What happened when Turbo lost his shell? He began to feel sluggish.
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
Shell yeah.