Shell

Shell yeah.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What happened when Turbo lost his shell? He began to feel sluggish.
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
The nut said it was very pine-ful when its’ shell cracked.
The pecan is ready to come out of its’ shell and see the world.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
How do crabs evade taxes?
They set up shell corporations.
Hermit crabs’ house phones were always shell phones

My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.
Their names are crabA and crabB
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