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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
It may seem a bit corny but we appreciate you working your tail off for us.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam. -- George Carlin
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco de Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson and Franciso Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the straights of Magellan.
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They seem to all been born on holidays.
Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!