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Mall Pick Up Lines
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Space Pick Up Lines
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Peach Puns
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Mermaid Puns
You seem a little mer-mad.
Cherry Puns
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Orange Puns
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Yard Puns
I told my brother not to stand too close to the trees in our backyard.
I don't know why, but they seem shady.
Funny Aging Quotes
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."- George Carlin
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