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I told my brother not to stand too close to the trees in our backyard.
I don't know why, but they seem shady.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."- George Carlin
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
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