Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek.
Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!"
Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
What runs but can't walk? The faucet!
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Police
Q: When does a doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients!
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Why did the blond softball team always eat at Taco Bell before a game?
So they'd get more runs than the opponents.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.