Root

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
What is a tree's favorite drink? Root beer!
Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
What football team do energy providers root for the most? The Chargers”
What football team do energy providers root for the most?
The Chargers.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
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