Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
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