Robot Jokes

What do you call a maternal Turkish robot water weasel?
An Ottoman otter-mom automaton.
The Lie-Sniffing Robot A man bought a lie detector robot. Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him. DAD: Son where were you today during school hours? SON: "At school." Robot slaps son. "Ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!" DAD: "Which one?" SON: Harry Potter Robot slaps son again. "Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching an adult movie, okay?" DAD: "What?? When I was your age I didn’t even know those existed!" Robot slaps Dad. MOM: "Hahaha! He's your son, after all!" Robot slaps mother.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
Why is a robot engineer never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
Why was the robot mad? People kept pushing its buttons.
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
How do you beat a robot in a fist fight
Socket in the jaw.
How does a robot eat it’s guacamole?
Microchips.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
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