Rise Jokes

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you'll rise and shine!
“Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and fertilize!”
— Anonymous
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Your cupcakes make my souffle's rise.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
Are you the Sun? Because your always making me rise.
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
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