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Rise Jokes

One Liners for Kids
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Garden Quotes
“Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and fertilize!”
— Anonymous
Yoga Pick Up Lines
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Dirty Food Pick Up Lines
Your cupcakes make my souffle's rise.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Dirty Halloween Pick Up Lines
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
Dirty Weather Pick Up Lines
Are you the Sun? Because your always making me rise.
Funny Money Quotes
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
Funny Work Quotes
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
Bread Puns
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Coffee Puns
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.
Corona Virus Jokes
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
Chocolate Pick Up Lines
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
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