Resistance Jokes

Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
The superconductor left without resistance.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Air resistance is a real drag.
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