Received

A woman inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted."
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
A surgeon was about to perform heart surgery when he received notice that the replacement was delivered to his house!
Home is where the heart is.
I received an award at work for being the most secretive employee.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me.
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