A patient came to the ER with a rash. I told her it was an allergic reaction and that I'd prescribe her steroid cream. She asked me if she'd be discharged soon.
Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder where you are. Giant thermonuclear reaction, held by gravitational attraction. Twinkle, twinkle little star, you look small since you're so far!
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