Prick

A Clueless Nurse
A Clueless Nurse A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the man is lying in bad condition, worse than when he came in. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor suspiciously. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed, the next patient also appears half dead. "Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?" "Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse. Unfortunately, at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, taken aback, "did you prick his boil?!?"
Jesus loves you… but everyone else thinks you’re a prick.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
What do a balloon and a man have in common?
One prick pretty much ruins them.
What does a balloon and a virgin have in common? One prick and their done.
There was an old man of Connaught.
Whose prick was remarkably short,
When he got into bed
The old woman said,
"That's not a prick, it's a wart."
There once was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a c*nt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
turned it into a brick
And it chafed all his foreskin away.