Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Did you know that if you poured salt on a cat's tail it will fall off?
It's true! And if you pour pepper on a cat's tail, the pepper will also fall off.
I don't know don't about your faucet, but mine is doing a pour job.
Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
She wanted to make a fish stick!
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
"I make pour decisions."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Why was the teapot sitting in the corner?
It was having a pour attitude.
Why are teapots so expensive?
Because they make you pour!
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