Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Did you know that if you poured salt on a cat's tail it will fall off?
It's true! And if you pour pepper on a cat's tail, the pepper will also fall off.
I don't know don't about your faucet, but mine is doing a pour job.
Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
She wanted to make a fish stick!
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
"I make pour decisions."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Grave-y.
Why was the teapot sitting in the corner?
It was having a pour attitude.
Why are teapots so expensive?
Because they make you pour!
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