Player

Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
I was getting a record player down from a shelf and it dropped on my head!

But it didn't effect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me...
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.
The chess player had a mean right rook!
What did the Australian Chess player say about the mouldy bread?
"Stalemate."
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
He said "Cheque , mate."
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?
He’s finding it hard to deal with.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.
It was like love meant nothing to her.