Player Jokes

Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
A piano player got arrested at a wedding...
He was trying to root the relatives.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Did you hear about the football player with the dirty mouth?
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
What did the baseball player say when the flight attendant asked what seat he was in?
"Put me in coach."
I had lunch once with a chess player at a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took him 3 hours to pass me the salt.
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
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