Player

Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.
The chess player had a mean right rook!
What did the Australian Chess player say about the mouldy bread?
"Stalemate."
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
He said "Cheque , mate."
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.
It was like love meant nothing to her.
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?
He’s finding it hard to deal with.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
I was getting a record player down from a shelf and it dropped on my head!

But it didn't effect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me...