Plates Jokes

I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
It's dishwasher safe!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
Where do you bury dead cutlery?
In it's final resting plates.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Be careful what you say about those plates in the cabinet.
They're stacked.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and the sizzlin' steak platter.
"Here's your steak," the bartender says. "Be careful, that plate is really hot."
"Oh, no worries," the guy replies. "I'm not really attracted to plates."
Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
Got emotional hearing about the role of tectonic plates in earthquakes. It was really moving.
My biggest problem with having three square meals a day is that all my plates are round.
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It is an extremely rare dish order.
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