Plastic

Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
What's the name of a nurse who inserts plastic tubes into people?
Catherine.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
I started a job making plastic Dracula figurines but there’s only two of us in the production line.
I have to make every second Count.
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
Graham Norton