My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos. I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards I'm sure that must have been a record.
I don’t have a controller, And I don’t have a screen, I don’t need to be plugged in, I’m not grey and green. I can’t make sound effects, Or visuals that are fantastic, You can’t put me on a shelf, Because I’m not made of plastic. However, I do have curves, Will keep you entertained all the same, You can’t insert a disc, But we can make our own little game. (Sarah Allen)
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