Plastic

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
I started a job making plastic Dracula figurines but there’s only two of us in the production line.
I have to make every second Count.
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
Graham Norton
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.
What's the name of a nurse who inserts plastic tubes into people?
Catherine.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.