Peter Jokes

Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
โ€œThe only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.โ€ Peter Ustinov.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Catherine and Peter performed great in 'Dancing with the Tsar'last night. But Ivan was terrible.
โ€œMost of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.โ€ โ€” Peter Drucker
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
I'd rather live my whole life assuming there is a God, only to find out that there isn't, than to live my whole life assuming there isn't a God, only to find out there is. -- Peter Barry
"Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth." โ€“ Peter Ustinov
โ€œParenthoodโ€ฆitโ€™s about guiding the next generation and forgiving the last.โ€

- Peter Krause.
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