Peter Jokes

Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
โ€œThe only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.โ€ Peter Ustinov.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Catherine and Peter performed great in 'Dancing with the Tsar'last night. But Ivan was terrible.
"Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth." โ€“ Peter Ustinov
โ€œParenthoodโ€ฆitโ€™s about guiding the next generation and forgiving the last.โ€

- Peter Krause.
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
โ€œMost of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.โ€ โ€” Peter Drucker
I'd rather live my whole life assuming there is a God, only to find out that there isn't, than to live my whole life assuming there isn't a God, only to find out there is. -- Peter Barry
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