Percent

70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.”
Bill Murray
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
What do you call a man who’s lost 95 percent of his intelligence?
Divorced.