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Oxygen Jokes

Funny Money Quotes
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
Chemistry Puns
Oxygen went on a date with potassium last night.
It went OK.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Rock Puns
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
Buffalo Puns
I don’t know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it’s been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents.
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Jokes For Women
Why do men have a hole in their penis? So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
Clever Jokes
A hydrogen molecule gets arrested.
His mother comes down to the police station to bail him out. She is met by the detective working the case.
I don’t understand it, says the mother. Hydrogen was always a good kid. I never had any problems til he met oxygen.
Don’t worry, says the detective. The situation is fluid but he won’t be charged.
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