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Two condoms are walking down the street...
They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other "hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
Zach Galifianakis
“Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people’s drama, repeat these word: Not my circus, not my monkeys.”
Polish Proverb
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
I found a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too.
I bought a second hand time machine the other day.
They don't make them like they're going to.
Two behaviorists make love. When they are done, one turns to the other sand says: "That was good for you. Was it good for me?"
What’s the difference between a teacher and a railway security guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What did the pear say to the other pear when they just got together?
It’s good to be a pair.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
I only date blind people. It's the only way to make sure they're not seeing other lovers.
What did one python say to the other before they made a deal?
Let’s “snake” on it.