Only Jokes

My ears are not the only things that are long!
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Santa isn't the only one coming to town.
Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels."
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
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