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You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels."
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
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