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Clothes Pick Up Lines
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Not to be cheesy, but youโ€™re looking really gouda.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Easter Pick Up Lines
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Christian Pick Up Lines
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be Americaโ€™s Most Wanted, but youโ€™re at the top of my Watch List.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Careful of that Earl Grey, itโ€™s super hot! Oh wait, you donโ€™t need to worry. Itโ€™s not as hot as you.
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