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If you declare me sovereign of your pants I promise I can do no wrong.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
There’s no trick in these pants. Copy This.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
There’s no trick in these pants.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
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