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"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
There’s no trick in these pants.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
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