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No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
There’s no trick in these pants.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
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