Nights

“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
I used to hate the electric blanket.
But the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
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