Neighborhood Jokes

My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now it’s the neighborhood watch.
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