Native

The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.

But they did get a tan. A puritan.
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Did all Europeans give Native Americans smallpox on purpose?
Or is that a blanket statement?
How did the Native Americans get to America first?
They had reservations.
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Spike Milligan
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.