Native Jokes

An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Did all Europeans give Native Americans smallpox on purpose?
Or is that a blanket statement?
How did the Native Americans get to America first?
They had reservations.
I recently took a trip to Alaska. We ate at a fancy restaurant where the chef made us an amazing meal from native animals and vegetables we helped forage. I asked if he had ever had whale blubber or seal meat.
He said "nah, I’m not really Inuit."
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Spike Milligan
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Why were Native Americans in America first?
They had reservations.
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.

But they did get a tan. A puritan.
The Booming Voice A shipwreck survivor washes up on the on the beach of an island and is immediately surrounded by a group of native warriors. “I’m done for!” he cries in despair. “No you are NOT!” - comes a booming voice from all around him. “Listen carefully son, and do exactly what I say. Grab the spear from the man on your left use it to stab their chief in the heart.” The man grabbed the spear and in a strength born of panic he stabbed the chief, who collapses, dead. The remainder of the tribe stare at him in disbelief. You could hear a pin drop a 100 feet away. “Now what???” - the man asked the voice. And the booming voice answers: “NOW, my son, you’re done for.”
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
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