Native

Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.

But they did get a tan. A puritan.
Did all Europeans give Native Americans smallpox on purpose?
Or is that a blanket statement?
How did the Native Americans get to America first?
They had reservations.
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Spike Milligan
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
The Booming Voice
The Booming Voice A shipwreck survivor washes up on the on the beach of an island and is immediately surrounded by a group of native warriors. “I’m done for!” he cries in despair. “No you are NOT!” - comes a booming voice from all around him. “Listen carefully son, and do exactly what I say. Grab the spear from the man on your left use it to stab their chief in the heart.” The man grabbed the spear and in a strength born of panic he stabbed the chief, who collapses, dead. The remainder of the tribe stare at him in disbelief. You could hear a pin drop a 100 feet away. “Now what???” - the man asked the voice. And the booming voice answers: “NOW, my son, you’re done for.”