Nails Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
There was an Old Man of the Nile,
Who sharpened his nails with a file,
Till he cut out his thumbs,
And said calmly, 'This comes
Of sharpening one's nails with a file!'
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