Monsters

What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Dracula decided it was time to give his son "the talk"

Dracula: "You see, when two monsters love each other very much, they-"

Son: "They do the mash."

Dracula: *nodding* "They do the monster mash."
Are any of the Halloween Monsters good at math?
Only if you Count Dracula.
What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships
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