Monsters

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Dracula decided it was time to give his son "the talk"

Dracula: "You see, when two monsters love each other very much, they-"

Son: "They do the mash."

Dracula: *nodding* "They do the monster mash."
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships
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