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Monsters Jokes

Greece Puns
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Frankenstein Puns
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Math Puns
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
Halloween Puns
Are any of the Halloween Monsters good at math?
Only if you Count Dracula.
What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
One Liners for Kids
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships
Egg Puns
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Dracula decided it was time to give his son "the talk"

Dracula: "You see, when two monsters love each other very much, they-"

Son: "They do the mash."

Dracula: *nodding* "They do the monster mash."
Fish Puns
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Ghoul Puns
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
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