Mistakes Jokes

What does a doctor use to cover his mistakes?
Dirt.
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
"There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments."
— Janet Kilburn Phillips
My computer has a language
That is foreign to me
It speaks of RAM and Gigabytes
And what could ROM be!
I don’t understand the Windows
My computer says are there
Nor the Gem Clip at the side of my page
Wth eyes that blink and stare!
I don’t unerstand the cures
That maintenance wizards do
It’s called defragmenter, span disk,
And virus cleaning too!
Yet, computer and I work hand and eye
With a mouse to translate
The tasks that I want it to do
While it points out my mistakes!
(Burmah M. Teague)
“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.” — Red Skelton
“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”
Cullen Hightower
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
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