Mistakes

“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”
Cullen Hightower
What does a doctor use to cover his mistakes?
Dirt.
Mistakes happen.
No need to terrier-self up about it.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
The worst part about being a giraffe…
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
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