Minimum Jokes

Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job? He would only do the BEAR minimum.
“Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” - Kathy Mohnke
“Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.”—Kathy Mohnke
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
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