Mention

Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.

After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.

After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies.

Did I mention he was suicidal?
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