Mention Jokes

โ€œOne measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.โ€
โ€” Clifton Fadiman
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because itโ€™s two gross.
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