The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.