Meat

Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.
Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
I’m pretty sure he has Asp burgers.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
"What do tofu and a dildo have in common?" "They are both meat substitutes!"
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his work.
Whats Does the Catholic Church have in common with McDonald's?
They both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
Which side of a deer has the best meat?
The inside.
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