Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Which side of a deer has the best meat?
The inside.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
"What do tofu and a dildo have in common?" "They are both meat substitutes!"
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his work.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Whats Does the Catholic Church have in common with McDonald's?
They both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
I’m pretty sure he has Asp burgers.