Martial Jokes

I’m sick of martial arts.
I have kung flu.
A Chinese Guy stands next to me in a bar and starts drinking

I asked him: "Do you know any of those martial arts like Ju jitsu, or Kung Fu?"

"Why do you ask, is it because I'm Chinese?"

"No it's because you're drinking my beer."
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.
What do you call a pig that knows martial arts?
Pork Chop
What martial art does Earth know?
Geo-Jitsu.
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.
Kind of.. Kung Fusing
What do you call a martial artist who injured his leg?
Bruised Knee.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
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