Mark

Ladies, if there’s a man who remembers your birthday, knows what you enjoy and understands your friends and family...
it’s Mark Zuckerberg.
This morning my son said to me, "Can I have a book mark?"
I burst into tears. Ten years old and he still doesn't know my name is Steve.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. -- Mark Twain
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. -- Mark Twain