Maintain Jokes

Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Why was the backstroke done by the squirrel?
“The squirrel preferred to maintain his nuts dry.”
“In order to maintain a well­-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.” —Peterborough Examiner, Canada
They don’t maintain the outhouses at our campground anymore...
They’re real sh** holes.
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