Magical

There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties. Oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”
Stephen Colbert
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