Magical

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties. Oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast.
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”
Stephen Colbert