Made

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
George Burns
Your parents are the greatest comedians in the world.
They made a joke decades ago and we're all still laughing at it.
How did the charger get rich?
He made a killing in the shock market.
The ocean made me salty.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
I've always wanted to become a podiatrist, but was made to train as a paediatrician first.
Baby steps.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What did one python say to the other before they made a deal?
Let’s “snake” on it.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.