Made Jokes

I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?
Cuz they're causing an uprising in my lower class.
Is your name Lionel?
Because you made my pants Messi.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
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