Made Jokes

Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
— Roald Dahl
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
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