Made Jokes

My bowing arm is pretty soreā€¦ Because you just made my tremolo.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Feel my shirt. Know what itā€™s made of? Wifey material.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
ā€” Jo Brand
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
ā€” Jonathan Swift
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
ā€” Roald Dahl
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because youā€™re indescribable.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
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