Loves

My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Some bunny loves you.
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Some bunny loves you."
What do you call someone who loves dark beer?
Stouthearted.
I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

I knew from the start. It was plain to see
That this wonderful girl had an eye out for me

She's charming and witty and jolly and jocular
Not what you'd expect from a girl who's monocular.

Of eyes - at the moment - she hasn't full quota
But that doesn't change things for me one iota.

It must be quite difficult if you're bereft.
If your left eye is gone and your right eye is left.

But she's made up her mind. She's made her decision.
She can see it quite clearly in 10/20 vision.

She'll not leave me waiting, not left in the lurch
If she looks slightly sideways she'll see me in church.

I'll marry my true love who's gentle and kind.
And thus prove to everyone that loves not quite blind.

(By Andrew Jefferson)
My bunny is fat
He loves to eat cabbage
No wonder he’s fat.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!